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Controversial New Cricket Drink - Unfair Advantage? ​

Cricketers around the world are claiming that this new formula is ‘changing the game’

Steven Walker

Thursday 23rd September, 2021
After years of struggling with low-energy and focus problems, entrepreneur and cricketer Martyn Cook has unlocked what some are calling a ‘life-changing’ formula for unlocking new levels of focus, performance and energy.

This brand-new formula has already helped thousands of athletes and high-achievers around the world.

In fact, people have been so shocked by the differences they’ve felt that Cook has been forced to respond to suggestions that their Noobru formula contains X-rated medical-grade ingredients that may be proven cures.

We only choose the finest, A-grade ingredients from the purest sources to really help strengthen neural activity and boost brain performance” he said.

But he was quick to add:

But to my knowledge none of our ingredients are banned substances – in fact individually they're not all that special – it's when the ingredients are combined in the exact dosages that they become so powerful.

The suggestions were made after Noobru customers reported of going from ‘always feeling groggy' to ‘feeling full of energy all day long'.

While Noobru are denying that the formula is a cure or treatment for anything, they are advising customers to ‘try it out and make up their own minds'.

We're really pleased with how it's been received, that's why we're offering up to 70% off for new customers to try it out” Cook said.

Obviously that's a big discount but we're that confident that customers will love it and won't want to step on the field without it” he gave as the reason why they're offering such a huge discount.
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Thousands of entrepreneurs, gamers, doctors and seniors have already used Noobru to enhance their cognitive performance on a daily basis. Some of these Noobru users have reported shocking results that need to be seen to be believed… 


For example, here’s what entrepreneur Peter Cummings said about Noobru:


“I don’t know what it was, I’d been in business for years and I’d always been able to just sit down and GO. I don’t know if it was my age or something but I seemed to lose my ability to do that.


That’s when I tried Noobru.


If you think about being frozen and then suddenly you’re not, that’s what I felt.


That was around a year ago. In that time I’ve been able to:

  • Receive online university degrees with MIT & Oxford
  • Start 2 new start-ups
  • Buy a third company in Denmark
  • Rewrite an entire software product from Java-script into the languages that I work with
  • Build my own algorithmic trading platform

It’s been life changing for me”


Noobru was created after many months of laboratory studies and is doctor approved. 


Only the highest quality ingredients in the most potent quantities have been added to make sure all users receive maximum impact.

It also comes in powder form, meaning that it has a near 100% absorbability rate which is nearly 3X that of pills and capsules.

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We decided to test it ourselves - is it all hype?

Analysis By Michael Bates

Science Correspondent

With so much praise from the media and countless reviews from people experiencing success with Noobru, we wanted to verify whether this was all hype. Practically everyone in our building volunteered to test it out, but we chose our Science Correspondent, Michael.

Below is his account of using Noobru over a 4 week period.

Week 1: I thought about trying Noobru for a while after seeing some of their ads online. I’ll admit I was really sceptical at first but after seeing so many positive reviews on their site I decided to give it a try and order. About 30 minutes after taking it, I felt the effects kick in. It started with a pleasant wave of calmness that washed over my entire body like a warm blanket. The mental fog and stress I’d been carrying around vanished instantly. Soon, I reached a level of alertness and concentration I hadn’t experienced in years. It was like walking around on a winter day after it just snowed. It became easy for me to ignore distractions and outside noises. Best of all, there weren’t any of the negative side effects like I get when taking other supplements.

Week 2: My First Game with Noobru

Here's the big test – How will I perform on the cricket pitch? 

Being an all-rounder I was keen to see how having Noobru in my drinks bottle at Cricket affected my batting and my bowling – and it surpassed my expectations!

When Batting it was like the ball was travelling in slow motion – I had so much time to decide where I wanted to hit the ball – I felt relaxed rather than anxious or jittery. I scored 62.

 

My bowling started a bit wayward, but by the 2nd over I was hitting my lines and lengths. I felt strong and a little quicker than usual – My figures ended up being 2 for 19 off 8 overs – and we registered our first win of the season. My team mates joked that I'd been replaced with a more talented clone of me.

Week 3:  I’m pleasantly surprised!

Even after 2 weeks I’m still feeling the effects of Noobru. Previously, I had problems starting and completing tasks. Noobru has me laser-focused on the things on my to-do list, and I’m actually getting stuff completely finished before moving onto the next thing. I’ve noticed my stress levels going down, and I’m controlling my emotions so much better without losing focus. I expected to run out of steam around the third week due to my body getting used to the ingredients. But my energy levels haven’t dipped at all. They remain steady throughout the day.

Week 4:

Week 4: I’m starting to wonder what’s in this stuff!

 

I'm taking Noobru at cricket but also at work. My mind is crystal clear and I’m able to recall stored memories with near perfect accuracy. I used to always be forgetting where I put my keys and other little things but they’ve all gone! It’s unbelievable how much has changed in just 4 short weeks. It’s not like I became a genius overnight after taking Noobru, but it’s definitely improved my memory and the speed at which I process new information

In conclusion:  Over the past 4 weeks, I found myself bouncing out of bed, sometimes even before my alarm went off because I couldn’t wait to tackle the day. My cricket has gone up a level but also things that used to annoy me are no longer an issue. I hardly got stressed and when I did, I was able to control my emotions and get back into peak performance mode. One thing I didn’t expect was the “in the zone” feeling I got while doing work on Noobru. As a result, I’ve enjoyed my work so much more and my mood has greatly improved. In fact, my co-workers keep making fun of me for walking around with a permanent grin on my face. I’ve tried countless other smart drugs, but this is by far the closest thing to feeling like you are the guy from Limitless. Don’t just take my word for it though; this is something you need to experience for yourself! I really recommend giving it a shot!

 

Noobru™ Founder, Martyn Cook

Martyn Cook is a serial entrepreneur who got tired of having to force down vitamins & pills every morning to try find the perfect ‘stack’ to help his performance. After years of suffering mixed results he decided to create his own doctor-approved formula to help people everywhere perform at their best every day.

UPDATE: After initially posting this story Noobru has been flooded with orders and has struggled to keep up with demand. We did find one website who still supplied the product, which you can access here. I’d encourage you to order as much as you can to avoid them running out of stock.

Verified Reviews

Darren Gough MBE · Buckinghamshire, UK

“Fantastic. Does the job and does exactly what it says on the packet. Perfect!”

5/5

Philip Eastleigh · Hampshire, UK

Skeptical at first… I’m a believer now though I was skeptical when my daughter introduced me to Noobru – but she said it would help with my memory as I’ve been forgetting things lately. I’ve now had 4 great days in a row and I’m having less ‘umms’. I just know what I want to say, and I say it. 

5/5

Ciaran Leitch · Northamptonshire, UK

Avid believer! Noobru increased my productivity by increasing my energy levels and helping me focus. I am an avid believer in this product and highly recommend it.

5/5

Steven Triggle  · Berkshire, UK

It tastes AMAZING and WORKS I’m a first-time user of a nootropic and when I saw a drink version I had to try it! I definitely notice the effects… especially on the pitch! Been super focused. It’s part of a morning ritual at the office and in training now!

5/5