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Entrepreneur Swears Under Oath That New Memory Boosting Formula Does NOT Contain Any Illegal Medical Cures!

Seniors around the world are claiming that this new formula is ‘changing their lives’

Steven Walker

Thursday 26th December, 2024

After years of watching seniors struggle with memory problems, entrepreneur Martyn Cook has unlocked what some are calling a ‘life-changing’ formula for unlocking new levels of focus, energy & memory. This brand-new formula has already helped thousands of seniors around the world.

 

In fact, people have been so shocked by the differences they’ve felt that Cook has been forced to respond to suggestions that their Noobru formula contains X-rated medical-grade ingredients that may be proven cures.

 

“We only choose the finest, A-grade ingredients from the purest sources to really help strengthen neural activity and boost brain performance” he said.

 

But he was quick to add:

 

“But to my knowledge none of our ingredients have been proven as a cure to anything”

 

The suggestions were made after Noobru customers reported of going from ‘having many senior moments' to ‘feeling mentally sharp all day'.

 

While Noobru are denying that the formula is a cure or treatment for anything, they are advising seniors to ‘try it out and make up their own minds'.

 

“We're really pleased with how it's been received, that's why we're offering up to 70% off for new customers to try it out” Cook said.

 

“Obviously that's a big discount but we're that confident that customers will love it and won't want to go about their day without it” he gave as the reason why they're offering such a huge discount.

 

Thousands of seniors have already used Noobru to enhance their cognitive performance and memory on a daily basis. Some of these Noobru users have reported shocking results that need to be seen to be believed… 

 

For example, here’s what European entrepreneur Peter Cummings said about Noobru:

 

“I don’t know what it was, I’d been in business for years and I’d always been able to just sit down and GO. I don’t know if it was my age or something but I seemed to lose my ability to do that.

 

That’s when I tried Noobru.

 

If you think about being frozen and then suddenly you’re not, that’s what I felt.

 

That was around a year ago. In that time I’ve been able to:

 

 

  • Receive online university degrees with MIT & Oxford
  • Start 2 new start-ups
  • Buy a third company in Denmark
  • Rewrite an entire software product from Java-script into the languages that I work with
  • Build my own algorithmic trading platform

 

It’s been life changing for me”

 

Noobru was created after many months of laboratory studies and is doctor approved. 

 

Only the highest quality ingredients in the most potent quantities have been added to make sure all users receive maximum impact.

 

It also comes in powder form, meaning that it has a near 100% absorbability rate which is nearly 3X that of pills and capsules.

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We decided to test it ourselves - is it all hype?

Analysis By Michael Bates

Science Correspondent

With so much praise from the media and countless reviews from people experiencing success with Noobru, we wanted to verify whether this was all hype. Practically everyone in our building volunteered to test it out, but we chose our Science Correspondent, Michael.

 

Below is his account of using Noobru over a 4 week period.

Week 1:

I thought about trying Noobru for a while after seeing some of their ads online. I’ll admit I was really sceptical at first but after seeing so many positive reviews on their site I decided to give it a try and order.

About 30 minutes after taking it, I felt the effects kick in. It started with a pleasant wave of calmness that washed over my entire body like a warm blanket. The mental fog and stress I’d been carrying around vanished instantly. Soon, I reached a level of alertness and concentration I hadn’t experienced in years. It was like walking around on a winter day after it just snowed. It became easy for me to ignore distractions and outside noises. Best of all, there weren’t any of the negative side effects like I get when taking other supplements.

Week 2:

I’ve tried other supplements before that were good at the start but then died off after around a week so I was a bit concerned that Noobru would be the same. Not so. I am feeling even more focused and energized than before. I managed to put in a solid 10hr work day yesterday and I still had energy left at the end for the stuff I wanted to do. Noobru improved my ability to focus and function, and I haven’t changed my diet, exercise or work schedule. As far as I’m aware, these results have been only from Noobru.

Week 3:  I’m pleasantly surprised!

 

Even after 2 weeks I’m still feeling the effects of Noobru. Previously, I had problems starting and completing tasks. Noobru has me laser-focused on the things on my to-do list, and I’m actually getting stuff completely finished before moving onto the next thing. I’ve noticed my stress levels going down, and I’m controlling my emotions so much better without losing focus. I expected to run out of steam around the third week due to my body getting used to the ingredients. But my energy levels haven’t dipped at all. They remain steady throughout the day.

Week 4:

Week 4: I’m starting to wonder what’s in this stuff! My mind is crystal clear and I’m able to recall stored memories with near perfect accuracy. I used to always be forgetting where I put my keys and other little things but they’ve all gone! It’s unbelievable how much has changed in just 4 short weeks. It’s not like I became a genius overnight after taking Noobru, but it’s definitely improved my memory and the speed at which I process new information

In conclusion:  Over the past 4 weeks, I found myself bouncing out of bed, sometimes even before my alarm went off because I couldn’t wait to tackle the day. Things that used to annoy me were no longer an issue. I hardly got stressed and when I did, I was able to control my emotions and get back into peak performance mode. One thing I didn’t expect was the “in the zone” feeling I got while doing work on Noobru. As a result, I’ve enjoyed my work so much more and my mood has greatly improved. In fact, my co-workers keep making fun of me for walking around with a permanent grin on my face. I’ve tried countless other smart drugs, but this is by far the closest thing to feeling like you are the guy from Limitless. Don’t just take my word for it though; this is something you need to experience for yourself! I really recommend giving it a shot!

 

Noobru™ Founder, Martyn Cook

Martyn Cook is a serial entrepreneur who got tired of having to force down vitamins & pills every morning to try find the perfect ‘stack’ to help his performance. After years of suffering mixed results he decided to create his own doctor-approved formula that is helping thousands of seniors stay mentally sharp.

UPDATE: After initially posting this story Noobru has been flooded with orders and has struggled to keep up with demand. We did find one website who still supplied the product, which you can access here. I’d encourage you to order as much as you can to avoid them running out of stock.

Verified Reviews

Ella Alshot · Tunstead, UK

It’s definitely working! My husband loves the taste and hasn’t stopped talking about a new business idea – it’s definitely working! I want to try it now! 

5/5

Deborah Eastleigh · Hampshire, UK

Skeptical at first… I’m a believer now though I was skeptical when my daughter introduced me to Noobru – but she said it would help with my memory as I’ve been forgetting things lately. I’ve now had 4 great days in a row and I’m having less ‘umms’. I just know what I want to say, and I say it. 

5/5

Ciaran Leitch · Lyon, France

Avid believer! Noobru increased my productivity by increasing my energy levels and helping me focus. I am an avid believer in this product and highly recommend it.

5/5

Steven Triggle  · Berkshire, UK

It tastes AMAZING and WORKS I’m a first-time user of a nootropic and when I saw a drink version I had to try it! I definitely notice the effects… especially in the gym! Been super focused. It’s part of a morning ritual at the office now!

5/5

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